FUCKING PRESS PLAY AND HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN OUT OF THE BACK OF YOUR GODDAMN SKULL. JUST DO IT.
Rafiki: Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or… learn from it
Chelsea: For me, high school was no picnic. I had girls following me down the hall, barking at me, calling me a dog, telling me I was fat and ugly. My mom always said, “They’re just jealous because of your gorgeous locks.” (shows picture of Chelsea in high school) It’s called Pert Plus people, OK, and everybody needs to start dealing with it. But that’s all in my past because this weekend I got to do something that people who were tormented in high school only dream of doing. The girl who was the nastiest to me, the leader of the pack of snotty a-holes who made my life a living hell, bought a ticket to my show, and then paid extra for a VIP pass to come backstage and take a photo with the star of the show! That would be ME! YEAH! WHO YOU BARKIN’ AT NOW, BITCH?! The only part that surprised me is that I’m not mad anymore. I wish I was, but I’m just not. Actually, I want to thank you Allison Ubaldi. Your tormenting made me who I am today and made me successful. And come to think of it, I wish you had barked at me more because then maybe I’d have a show on a better network. And, for those of you who are getting bullied now, trust me, IT GETS BETTER!
